Care Bears care a lot-about ethnic cleansing. Harry Potter uses magic to fight...puberty!

Robot Chicken gets un-canceled! Learn tips for fighting... terrorism! Mexico builds its greatest hero in The Six Million Peso Man. Skater McGee is a re-animated corpse, an extreme re-animated corpse!

Twinkie the Kid dispenses justice-and lead! Popular board games from Chutes and Ladders to Hungry Hungry Hippos get turned into action-packed feature films. Meet Skeletor's dentist, Mo-Larr!

People of all ages love the new toy, Morning Wood! A man's groin is possessed in Idle Nuts. Atreyu and Falcor kick off a Neverending Party!

Learn the secret life of Pokémon's Pikachu! The Golden Girls share their sexual escapades a la Sex and the City.

Cuddles the fabric softener bear gets the wrong kind of hug. Monkeys explore outer space on a budget. George W. Bush discovers he has Jedi powers.

Rodiggity: Southern-fried funerals get exciting thanks to Dixie Joe! The Booger Man makes a mess. Frankenstein's in-laws are less than pleased. Order your movie tickets from Fan-Dingo--the paper bags want you to.

Mr. T and the Foo Fighters forge an unlikely alliance. Stretch Armstrong needs a corn syrup transplant.

Conan tells us what is best in life with a song. The Nerds find out revenge comes with a price. President Jenna Bush trades the Oil Crisis for the Corn Crisis. The Saved by the Bell kids meet Jigsaw from Saw. Screech will never be the same.

The Super Friends make way for the Super Pets. The Carmen Sandiego host has girlfriend troubles. Pac-Man learns that he's been living in the Matrix. The car version of Voltron get to the rescue as fast as it can.